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The Forty-Second Hate

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Friday, January 22, 2010 — Well now: Scott Brown is about to take the Senate seat once held by Teddy Kennedy and the Supreme Court has un-muzzled those “legal persons” formerly known as corporations, even as human persons of the homosexual persuasion are being deprived of their legal rights. Interesting times. Just to stay in step, we’ll post this phone message we received a few months ago from a dissatisfied reader. It’s followed by our transcription, but we recommend listening, too. Otherwise you’ll miss the full flavor. [audio:https://staging.nhgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ThankGod.mp3|titles=ThankGod] Yea I’ll talk to the machine after the beep. Listen you liberal scumbag, you anti-American, pot-smokin’, Volvo-drivin’, …

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Important Business

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010—We only brag about it because we want you to make a contribution, too. “Wikileaks has probably produced more scoops in its short life than The Washington Post has in the past 30 years.” — Rupert Wright, The National [Abu Dhabi]

Surprise!

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Monday, September 28, 2009—Yes, that’s the Gazette over there on the far right in this photo. Now you’ve seen everything. And here’s another surprise — we’ve finally gotten around to updating our free download page. Five additional papers are now available, and that department is up-to-date for a change.

Communists and Socialists in the White House

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Monday, August 31, 2009 — Well, folks, it looks like, in the interests of honesty and truth in advertising, it’s time to paint the White House red. At Saturday’s Town Hall on Health Care, the aptly-named Diane Bitter, who according to the Portsmouth Herald is “of the Rye Republican Committee,” expressed her view that the country is being run by un-elected Communist and Socialist Czars in the White House. At about :42, as Ms. Bitter explains how these evil-doers are “creating a shadow government that will control the power and the money,” there’s a lucid catcall from the audience, to which Ms. Bitter responds. Rep. …

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Wet Work

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Monday, August 24, 2009 — Granted, it’s not exactly breaking news. The event took place August 7th. But we do what we can. Herewith, exclusive footage, or inchage, of the event that copyright law prohibits us from calling anything like “Tall Ships, 2009.” Woops … Sadly, the lovely bridge in the background is still in danger.

We Get Caught Up

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Monday, July 27, 2009 — We’ve recently caught up with our posted papers. The pdf file for our June 19 paper is here, and the pdf file for our July 3 paper is here. The browser-readable version of our July 3 paper is here. We apologize for the poor service on this front. The failure was on the part of the editor. He’s a hard man to fire. While we’re interrupting the serene stillness of this site, congratulations to our Moving Pictures reviewer, Rodman Philbrick. His The Mostly True Adventures of Homer P. Figg recently drew this praise from Anita Silvey, author of “100 Best …

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